Fantasy Football team names: The funniest, the punniest and the top picks per club for the Premier League season 2021/22

With the start of the Premier League season rapidly approaching it’s that time of year where the all-important Fantasy Football team name conundrum kicks in. Fear not, we have done the hard work for you and here is the one-stop shop for all your needs.

Published: 16 February 2022 - 3.22pm

The return of the Premier League season means it's Fantasy Football time

Choosing the right Premier League Fantasy Football team name is always crucial and you certainly don't want to have the same one as anyone else in your league!

Whether you’re searching for a pun on your club’s new arrival, need reminding of the classics or just want a name that will light up your league – we’ve got all the bases covered.

We’ve collated a whole range for you in one destination to save the hours of scouring the internet (or heaven forbid actually coming up with your own) so you can concentrate on choosing that winning line-up.

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Classic Fantasy Football team name ideas 


Goal of Duty

Obi Wan – Kenobi Nil

Victorious Secret

Game of Throw-Ins

Huth the Ball

Occasionally United

Goals Aloud

Hardly Athletic

Chicken Tiki Taka

Goals 'R’ Us

Spin on a team name

Sub-standard Liege

Inter Row-Z

Expected Toulouse


Bilbao Baggins

Bayer Neverlusen

Pathetico Madrid

Bolton Squanders

Real So So Bad

UnReal Madrid

Dynamo Chicken Kiev

Rapid Vienetta

Is Your Motherwell?

Ajax Treesdown

Cry Me a River Plate

Fiorentina Turner

Bayern Bru

Overseas influence

The Big Lewandowski

Afternoon De Ligt

Absolutely Fabregas

The Balotellitubbies

Who ate all Depays?

Tea & Busquets

Men Behaving Chadli

Cesc and the City

Ospina Colada

Pique Blinders

Egg Fried Reus

The Cesc Pistols

De Ligt House Family

Pjanic at the Disco

Whats Love Gotze do?

Chiellini Con Carne

Kroos Control

Dukes of Hazard

Sarri, Not Sarri


Two’s Kompany

Neymar Mr. Nice Guy

Thomas Muller Corner

It’s Getting Messi

Haven’t Got A Kalou

Turkish De Ligt

Zlat’s All Folks

Golden oldies

Kings of Leon Osman

Neville Wears Prada

Le Saux Solid Crew

Tinchy Sneijder

Crouch Potato

Blink-1 Eto’o

Salt & Pepe

Lads on Toure

Fiddler on the Huth


Hazard Lights

Moves like Agger

Purple Reina

Silence of the Lahms

Ji Sung Park The Bus

Making Emile of it

Call of Guti

Robben Banks

Gangsta’s Allardyce


Boom Xhakalaka

Nket-outta here

Bellerin Than Out

Nelson’s Column

Holding Back The Years

Game, Lacazette and Match


Snog, Mari, Avoid

Sambi on Ice


Aston Villa

Stranger Mings

Hit the Targett

Flying Without Mings

Haven't Jota Clue

Lord of the Mings



Gross Pointe Blank

Uptown Dunk

Gross Misconduct

Put a Dunk on it!



Show Me The Toney!

Too Goode to Go Down

My Raya Sunshine

Thomas The Frank Engine

The Goode Die Young



Call on Mee

Dyche Dyche Baby

Barnes & Noble



Old Havertz Kai Hard

You Kante Be Serious

Netflix & Chilwell

Werner's Originals

Karma Pulisic

Loftus-Cheeky Nandos

Curious Jorginho

Kepa Clean Sheet

Crystal Palace

The Kouyate Kid

Wha’ Schlupp?

Dann But Not Out


Eze Does It



Three-O Walcott

Delph & Safety

Come Digne With Me

Baked Baines

Me, My Delph and I



Smack my Klich up

Leeds by example

Berardi and Coke

No Place I’d Radebe





The Vardy Boys

Veni Vardy Vici

Yes Ndidi

Barnes & Noble

Castagne Now, You Castagne


Alisson Wonderland

Show me da Mané

Haven't Jota Clue

Top of the Klopps

Klopps & Robertson

Jean Claude Van Dijk

Enter Shaqiri

TAA Very Much

Run of the Milner


Man City

 Cancelo Culture

Ederson & Volleys

Two and a Half Mendy

On your Ederson

Pique and De Bruyne

Costa del Silva

Sterling Silva

Game of Stones

Luke KyleWalker

Secret Life of Pep

De Bruyne Ultimatum


Man Utd

Earth Wind & Maguire

Martial Arts

Hanging By a Fred

Obi Wan-Bissaka

Hakuna Juan Mata

Fred Up Already

Lingardium Leviosa

Right Said Fred

Things Are Heaton Up



A Night in Lascelles

Gayle Force Wins

Dumm and Dummett

Who Dummett?


Norwich City

Wet Ass Pukki

Krul Intentions

Klose But No Cigar

What The Farke


Flying Without Ings

Lord of the Ings

Stranger Ings

Alfa Romeu



The Moura Merrier

A Song of Ice & Dier

Sound of the Lloris

When Harry Met Alli

Lloris the hounds

Citizen Kane

No Kane, No Gain


Gone With the Winks



Dude Where's My Sarr?

Deeney In A Bottle

Bachmann and Robin

50 Shades of Gray

A Rose Between Two Thorns


West Ham

Drop it like Diop

Barnes & Noble

Fornals Attire



Back of the Neto

Put a Dendonck on it

Salt and Vinagre

Neves Say Never